"They said I need an expert witness who isn't in my company, and I've hired everybody else who's good."

	"Sure. Anything to help out a friend."
	"Do you think you could promise to make your own robots affordable for the people in my neighborhood?"
	"Only if you're willing to make it worth my while with a consultant's fee."
	"Do you think you could give me a job after I testify? Turns out, being unemployed is kind of boring."
	"No. This is not my problem."

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